Check it out - it's cool!

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your
waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute .. Work
this out as you read .. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've
worked it out!



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go
out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5



4. Multiply it by 50



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you
haven't, add 1756.



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)



The next two numbers are .......


YOUR AGE! !
(Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
LASTS

only n d pelipins... bwahahaha

Oh My Dear Philippines . . . good luck!

A friend has been a Travel Agent for 30 Years. She says, of her 30 years of taking reservation requests from government officials, we are all in trouble.

Here's a few choice reservation questions from these bright people.

Senator Tessie Oreta asked for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

I got a call from ex-Mayor Joey Marquez, who wanted to go to Capetown. Explaining the length of the flight and passport information, he interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ." Without trying to make him look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, " Cape Cod is in Massachusetts. Capetown is in Africa." His response: (click).

Congressman Mark Lapid called, furious about a Florida package we did for him and TV star Kris Aquino. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!" (so he expected to see the ocean on both sides of the hotel?!)

Sen Ralph Recto's popular wife asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map."

Senator Lito Lapid asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . I noticed he had only an hour layover in Dallas. When asked why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

Senator Jinggoy Estrada called last week. He needed to know how it was possible that his flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m. and got into Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but he could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told him the plane went very fast, and he bought that.

Congressman Ronaldo Zamora asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" He replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight. I think that is very rude!" I looked into it and explained that the city code for Fresno, California is (FAT) and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.

Former president-able now TV star Eddie Gil inquired about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, he asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and take the train to Hawaii?"

I just got off the phone with Senator Bong Revilla who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them."

VP Noli De Castro asked, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I have to get on one of those twin engine planes?" I asked if he meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane. He said, "Yeah, whatever!"

Congressman Dilangalen called and had a question about the documents needed to fly to China. I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this, he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they accepted my American Express!"

Senator Miriam Defensor called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." The agent said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal," she said.

Oh my God, where will dear Philippines go?

OUR FIRST MOVIE TOGETHER

This picture was taken 2 and half years ago. My mom and her boyfriend decided that all of us would go to the movie, Since my husband and mom;s boyfriend likes to watch comedy we decided that we are all going to watch the Robots Animation, and this was really a funny and animated movie. It was also my first movie with hubby we really enjoyed it a lot and we really had a great time together. You know what it feels like hubby and I have been together for a very long time at that moment but it was only 5 days that we spent together. I was getting sad because the time was so quick and it was almost time for him to go back to the USA. He only had 10 days to stay with me in cebu. but all and all i have no regret and we are so very happy. because i am finally here with him.

FISHING

Today my husband show me the uglist fish. I told him that I will not eat that fish because Ithink that it will not taste good. He said it's very yummy. He said that we will make the fish filet to fry. He is right becuase the fish tatse very yummy. I like the fried catfish fillet. What I miss the most is the fish of the Philippines. I miss the dried fish and the other fish of the sea. My husband don't like the dried fish, he said he don't like to see the head and see the eyes. HEHEHEHEHE

I also miss the other food of the Philippines. They have some good food here in the USA also. I eat my first pecan pie here and also the cornbread dressing. It's both very yummy. I also eat the Mexican food and I like the Taco.

To Thong or Not To Thong...for the girls

A friend of mine send me a funny picture in my email, I was loughing so hard when i open her email it. So thought of sharing it here to you guys. I hope i make your day by sharing this pic.

The Right Way ..
and
The Wrong Way ...
To Wear A Thong.



The Right Way !!

THE WRONG WAY !!!!

Ocean Pearl

We are all together, Meet my family the night before my memorable day.In this picture you will see my Mom, Alan her boyfriend, My lola, my lolo, my husband and of course yours truly me. We decided to take a picture together after our dinner. This was our first night together in this place. Actually hubby and I are staying at the waterfront hotel but we decided to stay 2 nights in this place since this is where we were going to have our engagement party.

WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO BE KISSED

Which 1 of the 10 places is the best for you to be kissed?


1: Anywhere

2: In Bed

3: At Home

4: Under The Stars

5: In The Shower

6: at the beach

7: at the park

8: at the mall

9: theater

10: In a public place

Dream Tag

How are you all, Today i supposed to start the day by cleaning the house and doing some loundry, since its my first day of having this dismenoria. here i am doing nothing, just setting in my computer. it really make me lazy and im sure karong adlawa ma human lang nga wlay gibuhat si ivy, once maka start na lingkod sa pc dli na gyud ma ibot ang lobot pasencya nalang gyud hubby. Hahay life!

Oh i got a tag from angie, pagka friday pa man cguro ni wasnt able to do it right away gie coz i was bc pagka weekend.


Hey guys I hope you can share some of your dreams by answering these:

1. Unforgettable Dream
2. Scary Dream
3. Funny Dream
4. Dream House
5. Dream Celebrity Date (foreign or local)
6. Dream Job
7. Dream you had last night
8. Dream for yourself

1. Unforgettable Dream - i conseder my scary dream as unforgettable one.

2. Scary Dream - The dream i had last month, When I was dreaming holding a dead body of a friend. that was the horrible dream i ever had.

3. Funny Dream - I can’t recall

4. Dream House - My dream house should have atop, bong2x, kesami, bintana, pultahan,cr, bed rooms, livingroom, ketchen.hikhik

5. Dream Celebrity Date (foreign or local) - Johnny Depp

6. Dream Job - Wish to have my own company. (Hay libre bitaw mangarap).

7. Dream you had last night - None

8. Dream for yourself - To be MILLIONARE who knows maka daog diay ko ug lotto toink! bwahaha

Im Almost Done

Yes i do, Last sunday i just bought this book suspence book by martha stwerat, i liek the sotry of it thats why Last night i styed up long bcoz i have to keep on going reading my new book, i cant stop myself i just love the story and so eager to know about the wholate. tomorrow when im done i am going to share it to you guys. Eversince when i was in the philippines i always love reading novels, but not englosh though, so this time i told myself that i have to get me and english novel books, and thats what i did, and from now im liking my new hubby and im sure i have to buy more books for myself. beside i cant sit always in the pc. especially theres no one online online.So it much better ill read books and i also i can enhance my english.

Rainy Day

Oh yeah! We had a crazy weather here in our place, it is raining again today. We need the rain though. but it makes me so lazy, i dont even want to get up and just like to stay in bed and watch tv all day, but i have to do my loundry and clean the house, so i have no choice ill go back to bed nalang later when im done doing all this things. ok ill have to start doing all of this now! see you all guys later! have a good day!

The Last Look

his is the tittle of the novels that i am reading, now i am happy to let you know that im done reading it. its a suspences novel.

THE TRUTH WON’T STAY BURIED.

News that the body of a recently murdered prostitute–stabbed repeatedly and dumped on Georgia’s Shelter Island–has been identified as Shannon Randall stuns the FBI, particularly special agent Dorsey Collins. Twenty-four years ago, nineteen-year-old Eric Louis Beale was convicted and later executed for Shannon’s murder–and the agent in charge of the case was Dorsey’s father. Now Dorsey is determined to find out where her father’s investigation went wrong, what part he played in the death of an innocent man, and where Shannon has been all this time.

The heat is on FBI special agent Andrew Shields to discover what happened to Shannon on that night decades ago–to find out who killed her and why. Dorsey shadows Andrew’s every investigative move, hoping to redeem her father’s reputation and capture a cunning killer. Together, Dorsey and Andrew unravel a shocking mystery that will shatter one family and rock an entire town.

New Found FRIEND

My sister went for a walk this morning and she also visited the filipina woman which I never knew that we have a filipina neighbor just a few blacks away from our house. My sister met her last halloween when they went trick or treating. My sister brought her here to our house and introduced me to her, it seems the lady is so nice and very talkative too. She has been here in the US for 30 years already. she told us that we can visit her anytime we want to. I feel so happy coz i never thought before that only Me and my sister is the only filipino here in our place. But i was wrong because the lady also told us that she also meet another pinay close to their place. This is really great because were not alone on this place and we find some pinay friends already. Hmmm my sister is really good because she meets a lot of pinay friends anywhere here in bossier city even though shes been here for a few months, unlike me never meet anyone.

Not that selfish

You Are 24% Selfish

In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well. But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you.

How Selfish Are You?

I found this blogthing in Darlene's blog, I get curios and thought of doing it also so that i will know if I am a selfish person. But as what you can see at the blogthing above I am not really that selfish. Do you agree? Actually i hate being selfish because it makes me seems self centered

When You Divorce Me, Carry Me Out in Your Arms

This a forward from a friend, I kind of like the msg on this forward msg so thought of sharing it here to you guys. Read it and learn soemthing for this story. its really nice.


On my wedding day, I carried my wife in my arms. The bridal car stopped
in front of our one-room flat. My buddies insisted that I carry her out
of the car in my arms. So I carried her into our home. She was then plump
and shy. I was a strong and happy bridegroom.

This was the scene of ten years ago.

The following days were as simple as a cup of pure water: we had a kid, I
went into business and tried to make more money. When the assets were
steadily increasing, the affections between us seemed to ebb. She was a
civil servant. Every morning we left home together and got home almost at
the same time. Our kid was studying in a boarding school.

Our marriage life seemed to be enviably happy. But the calm life was more
likely to be affected by unpredictable changes.

Dew came into my life.

It was a sunny day. I stood on a spacious balcony. Dew hugged me from
behind. My heart once again was immersed in her stream of love. This was
the apartment I bought for her.

Dew said, "You are the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs. Her
words suddenly reminded me of my wife. When we just married, my wife
said, "Men like you, once successful, will be very attractive to girls."
Thinking of this, I became somewhat hesitant. I knew I had betrayed my
wife. But I couldn't help doing so.

I moved Dew's hands aside and said," You go to select some furniture,
O.K.? I've got something to do in the company." Obviously she was
unhappy, because I had promised her to go and see with her. At the
moment, the idea of divorce became clearer in my mind although it used to
be something impossible to me.

However, I found it rather difficult to tell my wife about it. No matter
how mildly I mentioned it to her, she would be deeply hurt. Honestly, she
was a good wife. Every evening she was busy preparing dinner. I was
sitting in front of the TV. The dinner was ready soon. Then we watched TV
together. Or, I was lounging before the computer, visualizing Dew's body.
This was the means of my entertainment.

One day I said to her in a slight joking way, "suppose we divorce, what
will you do?" She stared at me for a few seconds without a word.
Apparently she believed that 'divorce' was something too far away from
her. I couldn't imagine how she would react once she got to know I was
serious.

When my wife went to my office, Dew had just stepped out. Almost all the
staff looked at my wife with a sympathetic eye and tried to hide
something while talking with her. She seemed to have got some hint. She
gently smiled at my subordinates. But I read some hurt in her eyes.

Once again, Dew said to me, "He Ning, divorce her, O.K.? Then we live
together." I nodded. I knew I could not hesitate any more.

When my wife served the last dish, I held her hand. "I've got something
to tell you," I said.

She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know
what I was thinking. "I want to divorce." I raised a serious topic
calmly.

She didn't seem to be much annoyed by my words, instead she asked me
softly, "why?". "I'm serious." I avoided her question. This so-called
answer turned her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me,
"you are not a man!".

At that night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she
wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly
give her a satisfactory answer, because my heart had gone to Dew.

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated
that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She
glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. I felt a pain in my heart.
The woman who had been living ten years with me would become a stranger
one day. But I could not take back what I had said.

Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to
see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce
which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer.

A late night, I came back home after entertaining my clients. I saw her
writing something at the table. I fell asleep fast. When I woke up, I
found she was still there. I turned over and was asleep again.

She brought up her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me,
but I was supposed to give her one month's time before divorce, and in
the month's time we must live as normal life as possible. Her reason was
simple: our son would finish his summer vacation a month later and she
didn't want him to see our marriage was broken.

She passed me the agreement she drafted, and then asked me, "He Ning,
do you still remember how I entered our bridal room on the wedding day?"
This question suddenly brought back all those wonderful memories to me. I
nodded and said, "I remember". "You carried me in your arms", she
continued, "so, I have a requirement, that is, you carry me out in your
arms on the day when we divorce. From now to the end of this month, you
must carry me out from the bedroom to the door every morning."

I accepted with a smile. I knew she missed those sweet days and wished to
end her marriage with a romantic form.

I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and
thought it was absurd. "No matter what tricks she does, she has to face
the result of divorce," she said scornfully. Her words more or less made
me feel uncomfortable.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was
explicitly expressed. We even treated each other as a stranger. So when I
carried her out for the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son
clapped behind us, "daddy is holding mummy in his arms." His words
brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to
the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her
eyes and said softly, "Let us start from today, don't tell our son." I
nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went
to wait for bus, I drove to office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my
chest. We were so close that I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I
realized that I hadn't looked at this intimate woman carefully for a long
time. I found she was not young any more. There were some fine wrinkles
on her face.

On the third day, she whispered to me, "The outside garden is being
demolished. Be careful when you pass there."

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I seemed to feel that we were
still an intimate couple and I was holding my sweetheart in my arms. The
visualization of Dew became vaguer.

On the fifth and sixth day, she kept reminding me something, such as,
where she put the ironed shirts, I should be careful while cooking, etc.
I nodded. The sense of intimacy was even stronger.

I didn't tell Dew about this.

I felt it was easier to carry her. Perhaps the everyday workout made me
stronger. I said to her, "It seems not difficult to carry you now."

She was picking her dresses. I was waiting to carry her out. She tried
quite a few but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, "All my
dresses have grown fatter." I smiled. But I suddenly realized that it was
because she was thinner that I could carry her more easily, not because I
was stronger. I knew she had buried all the bitterness in her heart.
Again, I felt a sense of pain. Subconsciously I reached out a hand to
touch her head.

Our son came in at the moment. "Dad, it's time to carry mum out." He
said. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had been an
essential part of his life. She gestured our son to come closer and
hugged him tightly. I turned my face because I was afraid I would change
my mind at the last minute. I held her in my arms, walking from the
bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my
neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly, as if we came back to
our wedding day. But her much lighter weight made me sad.

On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step.
Our son had gone to school. She said, "Actually I hope you will hold me
in your arms until we are old."

I held her tightly and said, "Both you and I didn't notice that our life
was lack of such intimacy."

I jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid
any delay would make me change my decision. I walked upstairs. Dew opened
the door. I said to her, "Sorry, Dew, I won't divorce. I'm serious."

She looked at me, astonished. The she touched my forehead. "You got no
fever." She said. I moved her hand off my head. "Sorry, Dew," I said, "I
can only say sorry to you, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring
probably because she and I didn't value the details of life, not because
we didn't love each other any more. Now I understand that since I carried
her into the home, she gave birth to our child, I am supposed to hold her
until I am old. So I have to say sorry to you."

Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed
the door and burst into cry. I walked downstairs and drove to the office.

When I passed the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet for my wife
which was her favorite. The salesgirl asked me to write the greeting
words on the card. I smiled and wrote, "I'll carry you out every morning
until we are old."